GLF 64: Geoff brightens up the teletext commentary
Inverness CT 2-0 Motherwell - Reporter Geoff Baby
0:38
Defending throw-in by Stephen Craigan (Motherwell).
0:58
Goal kick taken long by Graeme Smith (Motherwell).
2:38
Attacking throw-in by Grant Munro (Inverness CT).
3:25
Foul by Grant Munro (Inverness CT) on David Clarkson (Motherwell). Free kick crossed right-footed by Kevin McBride (Motherwell) from right wing, clearance by Russell Duncan (Inverness CT).
4:20
David Clarkson (Motherwell) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Michael Fraser (Inverness CT) from own half, resulting in open play.
4.51
First signs of boredom as fans (Motherwell) drift to pie stall resulting in full bellies.
7.01
Foul by Brian Kerr (Motherwell) on Craig Dargo (Inverness CT). Free kick taken right footed by John Rankin (Inverness CT), resulting in open play.
CORRECTION
7.01
Foul by Brian Kerr (Motherwell) on Craig Dargo (Inverness CT). Free kick taken left footed by John Rankin (Inverness CT), resulting in open play.
8.15
Rustling noise suspected to be slight movement amongst fans (Inverness CT) resulting in shushing and loud tutting.
13:23 GOAL - Craig Dargo
Inverness CT 1 - Motherwell 0 Goal by Craig Dargo (Inverness CT) drilled right-footed (high centre of goal) from right channel (18 yards). Wicked deflection not included.
17.00
Motherwell substitution: Kevin McBride replaced by Steve McGarry (injury).
17:25
Defending throw-in by Grant Munro (Inverness CT).
17:52
Attacking throw-in by Martyn Corrigan (Motherwell).
18:17
Defending throw-in by Grant Munro (Inverness CT).
21.23
Projectile throwing-up by fan (Motherwell) resulting in empty belly.
24:57
Shot by Scott McDonald (Motherwell) left-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), save (caught) by Michael Fraser (Inverness CT).
24.58
Fan (Motherwell) disturbed from deep slumber by Scott McDonald shot resulting in stunned look of disbelief.
31.35
Scott McDonald (Motherwell) caught short resulting in indirect free kick.
36.52
Fan(Motherwell)caught stealing from pie stall resulting in direct kick to scrotum area.
41:15
Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Richard Hart (Inverness CT) to far post resulting in defending (shambolic) by team (Motherwell) and swift clearance (hoof) by team (Motherwell).
44:20 GOAL - Craig Dargo
Inverness CT 2 - Motherwell 0 Goal by Craig Dargo (Inverness CT) right-footed (bottom-right of goal) from right side of penalty area (12 yards). Assist by defenders (Motherwell).
44.25
Large queue of fans (Motherwell) gather at exit door demanding to be let out.
45.01
Motherwell substitution: Danny Murphy replaced by Paul Quinn (bizarre tactical).
49.38
Local Samaritans report surge in calls from fans (Motherwell)
54:25
Defending throw-in by David Clarkson (Motherwell).
54.48
Defending throw-in by David Clarkson (Motherwell).
55.03
Attacking throw-in by David Clarkson (Motherwell)
55.28
Motherwell substitution: David Clarkson replaced by Darren Smith (arm injury).
61.20
Abuse directed by fans (Motherwell) towards team (Motherwell) and Maurice Malpas (Motherwell).
61.21 till 75.03
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75:04
Shot by Krisztian Vadocz (Motherwell) right-footed from right side of penalty area (30 yards), save (caught) by Michael Fraser (Inverness CT).
75.15
Fans (Motherwell) treated for shock.
75.30
Fans (Inverness CT) go home to celebrate a certain three points.
78.11
Goal kick taken long by Graeme Smith (Motherwell)
79.24
Goal kick taken longingly by Graeme Smith (Motherwell)
82.11
Maurice Malpas (Motherwell) spotted moving in dug-out.
CORRECTION
82.11
Maurice Malpas (Motherwell) spotted in dug-out.
86.27
Attacking throw-in by Brian Kerr (Motherwell)
86.28
Fans (Motherwell) amazed that Brian Kerr seen on pitch resulting in disbelief and abuse.
90.00
Board indicates two added minutes. Fans still in ground (three) grumble loudly.
90.00 (0.57)
James Paterson (Motherwell) booked for attempted stepover.
90.00 (2.03)
Referee blows final whistle. Relief apparent.
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