Tony will walk over hot coals for the cause and the love of alcoholic beverages. He even drove to Aberdeen whilst throwing up numerous times en route just to play for the Corner or was it to enjoy the Travelodge’s ‘great’ facilities?
Tony is another of the squad’s party animals you’ll probably have seen him being kicked out of Hype or the Palace at 3 in the morning. This probably explains why he’s always late.
On the field Tony has taken to scoring goals as much as 30 yards out, but couldn’t for love, money or alcohol score inside the box. He’s always more than happy to discuss his scoring abilities, both on and off the park. 
Useful scorer