FirParkCorner FC - John Hendry, centre back
With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile John is Fir Park Corner’s own loudmouth. Joining the club back in the dark days he helped the team ship thirty-one goals in his first two appearances. It hasn’t got much better since.
He was instrumental at last year’s Player of the Year dance, presenting the awards rather than picking up the plaudits. This season has seen John arguing with Frazzle, having a mass brawl with Frazzle and arguing with Frazzle. Another player with dodgy fashion credentials, last year at WorldNet John bought the cheapest shirt in the World. He then attempted to convince locals that he played for Motherwell, however was just coming back from injury. Unsurprisingly, his plan was as unsuccessful as his attempts to start this season.
A regular in Jack Daniel’s, he’s always happy to supply free bonus information to anyone who will listen. We’ve yet to discover anyone who has found any use for his wisdom.