Reasons to Be Cheerful

Last updated : 27 April 2005 By Firparkcorner

Martin O’Neil

The esteemed manager is having a rough time with his board. He wants the money they are unable to deliver. We rarely see a smile and more often than not he moans about officials and the SFA picking on his poor team. Is he getting a pain in the neck with all the looking over his shoulder to see which premiership team will call him down south?

Alex McLeish

The Ginger Whinger looks even more down in the mouth after his Old Firm defeat at the weekend. Not content with filling the back pages with his paranoid cries of “It’s no fair!” or waiting for the miracle healing of Marvin Andrews he must now realise what ‘Well fans have known for years, he’ll never make it as a top flight manager.

Tony Mowbray

How can he keep his head up after getting beat 3-0 by Livingston? Then Hibs lost in the Cup semi to Dundee United. Can it get worse?


Jimmy Calderwood

Poor Jimmy, did you see the colour of the man on Saturday? His sunbed has turned him orange! Obviously the change in climate which he has discovered in the cold and draughty Granite City does not sit well with his love of the sun. And he has to juggle a job which has him sandwiched between Angus the Bull and Willie Miller!

John Robertson

Now returned to Gorgie, Robbo managed to lose two semi finals inside a month and trails Hibs in the league. His club has been taken over by Lithuanians and his chairman has started to query the ‘integrity of decisions’. Life was much simpler in Inverness!