The intellectual of the side Mr Wilson has completed just completed a degree in politics, something which will certainly be useful during the next FPC team meeting. During his four years at Strathclyde University he has been part of the Corner squad and throughout that time has been wound up for his tax evasion and numerous discount cards.
FirParkCorner FC - Derek Wilson, striker
He has played a bit part role in side over the last couple of years due to a number of educational excursions to Sweden and more recently Germany. Earlier this year he was exceptionally stupid and got a real job, but don’t worry Del will be back for Leeds. Before running off again to join his girlfriend in the Deutschland, that’s as long as Frazzle isn’t successful in his attempt to sign her for the Corner, “she’s very good maybe even better than me” proclaimed Del.
He did say this after a good ten pints, however Del can certainly handle his drink much to the delight of the Jack Daniel’s management.