FirParkCorner FC Profiles - Joe Lynas

Young Joe was nearly sacked by the club after paying for a night with an iron and ironing board in our recent excursion to Aberdeen. Later that night Joe lost one of his shoes, you’ll be glad to hear though he found his shooting boots on numerous other occasions throughout last season to become top goalscorer. Even more remarkable considering that Joe has been unable to turn up on time for any match this season.

Goal machine

Off the field, Joesy likes boozing late into the evening, could this have any link with his poor timekeeping?. Also enjoys disco dancing to YMCA and electrical equipment sales.