Squeaky clean nicer than nice striker Gardiner has a shocking secret, more shocking than John Hendry’s Tesco Extra Leeds shirt. He doesn’t drink alcohol. You’ll appreciate then that it took some time for us to be convinced about letting him into the squad.
Gardiner joined at the start of last season and is well worth his transfer fee, he was free. Though he certainly has chalked up a fair amount of goals in his time and causes for defences across the country, many of whom have never played against a fully sober FPC player. Creative player on the field, nickname leaves a lot to be desired.
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