Midsummer madness, wrapped up in Claret and Amber, will be on offer from a variety of stand up comedians. The audience will be cheered by drinks promotions and giveaways.
The current financial situation at the club increases the importance of any income that can be generated from non-football activities. Initiatives such as the Comedy Night deserve to be supported. What better way to support the club by having a good night out at Fir Park?
It is unlikely that any of the following jokes will be paraded …..
A burglary was recently committed at Fir Park and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret and amber carpet.
Terry B was caught speeding on his way to the Fir Park today.
"I'll do anything for three points", he said when questioned.
A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Rangers fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"
He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"
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