A Night On The Town With Sasa and Andy 
A Night On The Town With Sasa and Andy
***GLF Lawyer Notice***
This story is entirely fictional and no assumptions should be made on the character of either player on the basis of this article.
The GLF mole was lurking one day after training when one Friday after training....
Andy Goram: Right lads, who's up for an all nighter then?
Sasa Curcic: You mean we do the hokey-cokey?
AG: You're a right one you are! No, just a few pints.
SC: I have found it very beneficial in the past.
AG: You mean in the bygone days of yore?
SC: Eh!
In the local bookie...
AG: Aw naw. That horse couldnae run fo toffee.
SC: Idiot. You should only bet on certainties. Like the inaccuaracy of NATO.
AG: Who's he?
SC: Typical Westerner. You know nothing.
AG: I'm not a Westernererer. I'm from Oldham.
Down the pub...
AG: Two pints please.
SC: What is this you insist on drinking? Have you no alcohol here?
AG: Shut it.
SC: Proper soldiers have real drinks. It helps them defend their country.
AG: Soliders! And the cry was no surre-
SC: I am talking about honour, you oaf. I am hungry - where are the local women?
AG: We'll be able to catch U16's at the Majestic if we hurry.
SC: SIXTEEN! At the same time?
At the Majestic...
AG: Alright darlin'.
SC: What the hell is this!
AG: The perfect end to a night out.
SC: What!?!?!
AG: Sasa, you're ma bestist pal ever. Even more than Durranty. Fancy a kebab?
SC: Shish?
AG: They're no that bad.
At this point our mole fled fearing for his own safety...
Derek "the non-mole like creature" Wilson
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