GERRY McPEE VOICE OF A FOOTBALL
GERRY McPEE VOICE OF A FOOTBALL:
Yes,I'm feeling better now,thanks for your concern.The hospital offered to give me a truth drug,but I only tell the truth anyway so I turned them down.I ran away last night.I wonder if they're missing me,or if they really care,so technically I'm AWOL.
So,on to football matters.I seem to have upset everyone at Ibrox by linking them with sectarianism.Well pardon me if you're upset but it's ridiculous what you've been allowed to get away with.How can they complain when they fly a union jack over the ground! What's that got to do with British football,I ask you.And NONE of their players represent Ireland.Those are facts.I rest my case. Even a three year old,or Gazza,could see through a charade like that.No,if you want to solve the problem of bigotry you must follow the example of Fergus McCann.Enterpreneur,businessman,media mogul and
sexual icon.He has cleared Parkhead of any resemblance of bigotry. He just said no.and it was gone.
He cleared the club of it's link with Scotland.After all,how can you associate with a country that has nothing to do with you.He has banished the singing of pro-Scottish songs.For too long Parkhead had festered with people ignoring their homeland.
WELL FERGUS HAS STRUCK A BLOW FOR DECENT HONEST TO GOODNESS CARING INDIVIDUALS.CELTIC ARE IN THE IRISH LEAGUE,THEY ARE PROUD OF THEIR IRISH ROOTS.WHAT DO THEY WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH SCOTLAND FOR?
FERGIE DARLING
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS MUCH!
KEEP THAT TRICOLOUR FLYING.OH.AND BY THE WAY, THAT JOCK BROWN'S BEEN OPENING YOUR MAIL. AND ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. AND IF BOOTS DEVELOP THE PICTURES,WELL,WELL,JUST WAIT FERGUS,YOU WONT
BELIEVE WHAT ELSE.
SACK HIM.SACK AND NOW.I KNOW A MAN READY AND WILLING TO STEP RIGHT IN THERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AT THOSE BOARD MEETINGS TO CARESS YOUR THIGH.TO STROKE YOUR CHEST.TO RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH YOUR LOVELY HAIR.
I CAN DO THINGS FOR YOU FERGUS,I REALLY CAN.TAKE ME.TAKE ME NOW.
SORRY,GOT A BIT EXCITED THERE.MUST FINISH NOW.I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TOILET.HOPE I'VE GOT BOG ROLL!
...MORE McPISH NEXT ISH
..GEOFF BABY
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